Hiya and welcome to the sixth recap of the primary season of The L Phrase: Era Q, delivered to you by the identical community that introduced you The L Phrase, an exhilarating tv program a couple of seemingly mousy bookworm who weasels her approach into an assistantship to her favourite creator that finally lands her within the director’s chair of mentioned creator’s first function movie after manipulating and maneuvering the beloved creator out of her personal movie through saucy intercourse tape, at which level she removes her glasses, revealing herself to be really a really fairly woman, after which speaks to herself softly in a darkish, empty room. Lower, print.

Pals, this recap is later than traditional. The reason being that Showtime withheld press screeners this week. We have been like, “hmmm, I’m wondering why they’re doing that,” and the reply is….


We open on a usually calm, quiet avenue of sunny Los Angeles, California; which has been OVERTAKEN by ravenous information anchors, wanting to take an enormous chunk out of Bette Porter’s newest scandal. Regardless of denying an ongoing relationship with Felicity American Woman on The Nationwide/Regional Morning Espresso Late Evening Aloce Present, a just lately launched iPhone video has revealed an intoxicated, belligerent and abusive white man accusing Bette Porter of nonetheless sleeping along with his spouse instantly earlier than bodily assaulting her teenage daughter! How will Bette Porter reply to those claims!! Alice and Shane arrive on the scene and struggle off the paps to search out their distraught good friend Bette inside together with her staff.

We’re stay outdoors Ilene Chaiken’s mansion asking the query that’s on each lesbian’s thoughts right this moment: Will Era Q be picked up for a second season?

Leisha! Kate! Any information on Season Two?

The women enter Bette’s Battle Room and instantly launch into the episode’s first struggle!

Lesbian Squabble #17: Poppy Mad Lesbian 
In The Ring: Bette vs. Alice
Content material: Alice is pissed that she lied about Bette seeing Felciity on her present and ALSO that Bette didn’t inform them she was seeing Felicity. Nevertheless, Alice shortly realizes that Bette DID inform Shane, which shouldn’t shock anyone who noticed The L Phrase: Authentic Recipe. Shane will get to know every little thing, Alice! These are the foundations. Along with being mad, Alice is now additionally stunned! And so she storms off.
Who Wins? Um, Jeff Milner?

Bette’s slowly eroding on the within — after telling Shane that Angie stayed at Jordi’s final evening as a result of her recently-assaulted daughter can have a bootleg sleepover as a deal with, she remembers that right this moment is Angie’s drivers take a look at and the way the hell is Bette gonna get out of the home into her automotive and all the way in which to the DMV?

Pay attention. I’ve a driver in a white Ford Bronco proper across the again of the home…

Uncle Shane and Auntie Quiara will take Angie to the DMV, no drawback! Any excuse to go to the DMV, really. Now that she’s obtained that drawback solved, Bette want to create a brand new one: dropping out of the race. Dani tries to cease her from going outdoors to name it off, however you possibly can’t cease Bette Porter on a mission. Properly, most folks can’t cease Bette Porter on a mission. As a result of when Bette Porter opens her entrance door guess who’s there!!!!

I can’t stay in a stranger’s visitor home or some motel and I’m not going again to Alice’s sofa. I don’t suppose it’s truthful that I’m being punished for one thing I didn’t do. So I’m gonna keep within the visitor room till I discover a place of my very own!

[Throwback #20: TINA]


Lower to Package + Denny’s Lesbian Bar, the place Tess and Finley are waking up half bare after the earlier night’s drunken romp. It is a fairly normal morning for our frisky good friend Finley, however Tess is clearly shaken.

Are these the TomboyX 4.5′ inch trunks or the boy shorts?

It appears to be like like my canine, Carol, texted her at 2:17 AM telling her to not take a drink. A bit late with that textual content, Carol!

My canine Carol making an attempt to get me to by no means depart the home in order that we are able to simply be collectively on a regular basis ceaselessly

Shane exhibits as much as discover her roommate and her worker clearly reeling from the evening earlier than. “I assumed you have been sober?” she says to Tess. “I used to be,” says Tess. Shane says she may fireplace her, however gained’t — Tess simply wants to scrub up and transfer on. Finley apologizes, Tess says it’s not her fault, and he or she’s gtg to a gathering, stat.


Again at Bette’s, Tina is carrying leather-based pants, which I consider is illegitimate, and speaking on the phone in regards to the reduce they’re sending to community, thus establishing that Tina’s nonetheless working within the movie or tv trade, thus furthering our already fraught suspension of disbelief concerning Tina not dwelling in Los Angeles together with her daughter! Mama T and Mama B speak about Angie’s play, and the way Jordi makes Bette nervous. “Anybody who likes our daughter is gonna make us nervous,” Tina says.

This zine is so good! Younger queers are actually out right here giving such nice recommendation, wow.

Bette asks if Tina thinks Jordi and Angie have had intercourse. “They haven’t even kissed but,” Tina says, and Bette’s face virtually will get offended that she didn’t already know this, however then mercifully for all of us, Bette decides to maneuver on. “That’s one factor I did proper, I suppose,” Bette says, filled with sorrow.  “You have been doing quite a bit proper,” Tina reassures her.

Her boobs have been SO massive I simply HAD to smash my head proper between ’em

Bette recaps final evening’s scuffle for Tina. I give this recap a demerit. Bette makes it sound like she’d pushed Mr. Felicity ’trigger he’d pushed Angie, leaving out the a part of the story the place he instantly attacked Bette after attacking Angie! Attacking Angie would’ve been trigger sufficient, positive, but additionally, that’s not what occurred. I do know this as a result of I rewound and watched it 10x out of concern for Bette Porter For Mayor 2020. What is occurring. Bette doesn’t know what’s gonna occur now. Me neither as a result of there’s no continuity. Tina will get a name — it’s very clearly her girlfriend, who’s upset Tina hadn’t but referred to as her, leaving Bette alone on the desk together with her abandonment points.


Over at DaSoMi’s, Sophie’s eliminated all of the sandwich components from her fridge and unfold them out earlier than her, proper the place she will be able to see ’em. She’s obtained your cheese, she’s obtained your lunchmeat, your lettuce, your tomato, your condiments. It’s a daily Jimmy John’s up in right here.

THIS is the suitable portion of meat for a TINY sandwich for a TINY canine however you’re a BIG canine and you’re getting a BIG sandwich.

Sophie’s nonetheless simmering over Dani’s emotional withholding and that she fled the homestead at Four AM and has not been in contact since.

Finley: “She kinda jogs my memory of my Mother.”
Sophie: “What?”
Finley: “Yeah, she’s like a brilliant chilly… sizzling girl.”
Sophie: “Who? Dani or your Mother?”
Finley: “Each.”
Sophie: “You already know what? You’re a fucking freak.”
Finley: “Ahh, you find it irresistible. You’d like my Mother. She’s sizzling. She’s a fucking stud!”

Fortunately Sophie has Finley, her greatest bro good friend. “Not less than you speak to me,” Sophie says to Finley. Finley’s like after all I do! You’re the most effective! Talking of speaking, what occurred final evening, Fin-Fin? Finley’s gotta kill this sando and take a “nip dip” earlier than she will be able to get into the small print of her earlier night’s romp. She’s actual pleased with herself for developing with “nip dip.” “I’m an actual Emily Dickerstein,” Finley says of herself, heading out into the morning sunshine.


The press stays camped out outdoors of Bette’s home, questioning if Bette and Tina are gonna get again collectively. Inside, Pierce and Dani are having a tough morning! He’s pissed Dani didn’t inform him Bette was again within the saddle using Felicity’s pony. Additionally, Bette was alleged to be “higher than that.”

I’m wanting outdoors proper now and I don’t see anybody, are you positive you’ve the suitable deal with? We’re actually hungry.

Pierce: “I’m a trans man and seeing somebody like Bette Porter develop into mayor implies that folks like me would possibly lead a greater life. She was the one who was alleged to pave the way in which so that individuals like me may very well be in cost at some point.”
Dani: “I perceive that. However she may nonetheless win!”

Pierce isn’t bought on Bette’s electability however Dani stays rabid for her #1 gal Bette Porter.  Bette is particular! She’s inspiring! Pierce is out right here appearing like he has not seen Jodi Lerner’s epic set up video artwork piece, “Core,” impressed by Bette Porter, which’s about core values. Very like she as soon as impressed Jodi, Bette conjures up Dani each day! Dani’s by no means felt this fashion about anyone earlier than! Pierce appears to suppose there’s one thing else occurring concerning Dani’s affection for Bette, however he’s not sticking round to see it. He’s taking the goldfish, bye!

Hey I’ve an thought!!!! Does anyone bear in mind how Felicity’s husband was DRUNK and ABUSIVE and ASSAULTED A TEENAGE GIRL AND HER MOTHER? Idk, there MIGHT BE A WAY TO SPIN THIS. Like, maybe Felicity is um, leaving her husband as a result of he’s TERRIBLE as captured on VIDEO and may need wanted Bette’s emotional assist to take action? I’m firing Dani and hiring myself.


Then, all of us die collectively and find yourself circling the innermost ring of hell, the Los Angeles DMV. Shane’s very nervous that these assholes aren’t gonna cross Angie on her drivers take a look at, regardless of her being a “freaking genius.” Pay attention I’m additionally a genius, but additionally, one time I rolled down the home windows of my automotive and yelled “BYE LOSERS” to my pals who have been smoking outdoors after which drove my automotive straight right into a rock. We set up that Quiara is known ’trigger a fan acknowledges her. I severely can’t consider that anyone strolling out of that DMV may have as a lot enthusiasm for all times as this lady.

Smile and say “License and Registration!!!”

Excellent news: Angie handed her drivers take a look at! Let’s go for a drive! Wherever Angie desires to go! I hope they’re coming to my home.

I’M CUTE!




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