Mario Blanch

Pricey Jeff Bezos:

Thanks for curing my OCD, Nervousness and Despair.

I’m a lawyer who suffers from OCD. Covid-19 has been like an atomic bomb for somebody like me. There’s solely a lot I can take care of the invisible germs within the air. Occurring Fb is like visiting the obituary web page and solely seeing your pals and their households dying. The entire journey has been riddled with nervousness and despair for me, coupled with obsessions about issues I can’t management.

I desperately wanted one thing to take my thoughts off the issues.

My emails and Fb have been flooded with “work for Amazon.” My spouse instructed that maybe it was a great way to get my thoughts off the continuing scenario, and I believed it was a good suggestion too. I’m not overly involved about Covid anymore, as a result of I had it and recovered. I’m assuming I’m now immune, and am nonetheless taking precautions.

My pondering was that Amazon is quick paced, its laborious (will tire me out), and the hours are lengthy. I believed that is what I wanted to maintain my thoughts preoccupied and away from the surface world.

What I found was inhumanity at its most interesting.


Previous to the primary day, you might be handled to a slew of emails with joyful folks, telling you ways great all of it is. You’re taking on-line coaching programs and watch movies. They inform you correctly decide up objects, retailer them, they usually even inform you what to do if there’s a twister.

Sounded easy sufficient. All the pieces is on-line and dummy proof. Did I inform you I realized stretch correctly?


The primary day, I used to be informed to report at 10:00 am to Carteret, New Jersey. The ability is large and appears like one thing out of a science fiction novel. The car parking zone was stuffed with every thing from Jaguars and new Mercedes Benz’s to beat up Hondas and automobiles that regarded like they might hardly recover from 45 mph. It jogged my memory of the apocalypse the place all of the unemployed, of all walks of life, huddled collectively to hitch forces and attempt to make some cash so they might put some meals on the desk.

Whenever you stroll in, they handled me to a excessive tech thermoscan that checked my physique temperature from a distance. I used to be informed to social distance after which I used to be handed a medical grade masks for my face (I’m wondering now the place the scarcity is coming from).

I used to be taken to a room, known as the Bon Jovi Convention Room (do you know about this Bon Jovi, did you sanction this). It was adorned with photos of Bon Jovi data, painted guitars, and devices. All of it regarded so joyful.

I used to be informed to take a seat on a convention room desk. Everybody will get their very own convention room desk. You can’t see anybody’s face as a result of they’re masked. From what I can inform, from the eyes of the employees, most seemed to be of their early twenties. Some have been round my age (forties) and some have been of their fifties. Everybody regarded nervous, nobody knew what to anticipate.

Nearly all of the folks there have been African American, however there have been all ethnicity represented. A United Nations of future employees getting into hell.

We waited in that convention room with none instruction for about an hour. Nobody stated something to us, and nobody instructed us what to do, so we simply sat there.

After about an hour, a heavy set lady got here in and began calling names. My title was BLNCHMB. I don’t know the place the “A” went, however it disappeared.

She took us exterior the convention room and handed us our identifications. Mine had an image of me smiling, which I took on-line, and stated BLANCHMB beneath it. We have been on our means.

We have been separated into three teams, every group was assigned to a special individual and informed to observe them via the expanse of hell. We actually walked the equal of about ten metropolis blocks to our assigned vacation spot.

Its actually superb strolling via hell. I imagined brim stone and fireplace, however discovered robots shifting containers, conveyor belts with yellow containers, and different conveyor belts with gray containers. All the pieces was shifting at a lightning tempo. The ground is stacked with corrugated containers neatly stacked. Individuals are all operating in numerous instructions with what seems to be organized chaos. Everybody has a job. As I used to be quickly to study, everybody has a singular job, and one job solely.


I used to be taken to the “rebinning” part of the warehouse. That is the place the packages are ready for transport, as I got here to study. The net coaching and the hour within the Bon Jovi room didn’t put together me for this.

I used to be paired up with a younger heavy set child, who I believe was homosexual. He was very joyful, tremendous good, and made the day go by faster as he made me snicker whereas he sang Beyonce songs all day (for this reason I assumed he was homosexual, however I’m undecided. He additionally wore neon pink sneakers). My buddy was tremendous encouraging as he informed me to maintain going, at any time when I yelled, this “shit is hell, I wish to die.” He saved telling me “its not so unhealthy, you are able to do it.”

I’ll maintain him in my prayers, as a result of after two days, my physique feels prefer it was going to actually collapse.

Our supervisor was a center aged man, who regarded like a former Marine and was in higher form than most physique builders. He was tremendous good and actually affected person with us, as a result of we saved fucking shit up (I say “we” in an overabundance of kindness, I didn’t screw up too usually, however my colleague singing Beyonce, saved shelving issues unsuitable which prompted mass mayhem for the packagers).

The job was easy sufficient. In entrance of us was a spinning conveyor belt. The belt would relay grey bins to you with a single product inside. Typically the product would take up the complete bin, typically you would need to search the bin for the product because it was tiny (a marker, eyelash make-up and many others;).

When the package deal got here to you, you needed to swipe your finger and click on off the inexperienced mild, then one other inexperienced mild would seem behind you on a collection of cabinets, which indicated that you just needed to put the package deal on that shelf. Easy sufficient.

Behind you have been s collection of cabinets of all completely different sizes labeled from A to G and in numerous numerical order. I used to be assigned cabinets 1–5, A-G. The cabinets are two means cabinets. Behind the cabinets are different Amazonians, taking the merchandise you might be shelving and placing them collectively within the neat packages you discover in entrance of your house on a regular basis.

On my facet, at any time when a package deal is absolutely ready a blue mild goes on which signifies that I’ve to push the merchandise to the opposite facet, so my fellow Amazonian can package deal it and label it so it will get to your house.

So what’s so unhealthy about this job, why was it inhuman, why was it hell? The job sounds straightforward, its senseless, laborious, what may go unsuitable? Let’s get to the nitty gritty and the rationale, I lasted two entire days, and will hardly transfer on the third. Amazon just isn’t hiring as a result of they want the labor, they’re hiring as a result of the turnover is astronomical. I can’t think about folks doing this for various months at most.


PECCA energy, is the title used for computing my human output right into a computerized algorithm and making the job aggressive and offended. As a facet be aware, I don’t know if different departments produce other names for his or her energy meters, however within the rebinning division it was PECCA.

On my conveyor belt is a display screen with a digital gauge, much like the gauge that’s on a automotive for RPMs. It’s the Pecca meter. Don’t ask me what PECCA stands for as I used to be not there lengthy sufficient to search out out.

The meter displays what number of packages you might be shelving per hour. Along with monitoring what number of packages are carried out per hour, it additionally displays the place you might be within the pecking order. On the day I labored there have been 50 Amazonians engaged in rebinning, together with me. At one level I used to be within the prime 10 and my title was proudly displayed for all to see. I wasn’t there lengthy sufficient to search out out what occurs in case you go to the underside of PECCA energy meter, so I’m solely assuming somebody will discuss to you or you may be punished. I additionally don’t know what it means to be a superb PECCA energy individual, as the very best I obtained was a pat on my again from the supervisor who informed me that I used to be “prime ten, not unhealthy on your second day.”

My prime rating was roughly 369 packages an hour. Some individual with a Spanish surname was doing roughly 750 packages an hour. She or he was primary. Second place was within the 400s. Center of the pack was often excessive 200s to mid vary 200s.

The issue with this method of PECCA energy is that my work relies on the folks behind me who’re packing the merchandise. In the event that they transfer sluggish, my conveyor belt slows down and my PECCA energy will get decreased.

By the tip of my second day I used to be near final in PECCA energy, however it was not due to the packers, it was due to pure and utter exhaustion. My PECCA energy was at 132. I simply didn’t care anymore, couldn’t give a shit, and the package deal line simply saved mounting up. My fellow Amazonians behind me weren’t joyful at my tortoise like tempo.

I informed my buddy on the opposite facet that I wasn’t coming again, he appeared genuinely unhappy. He stated the cash was good, I stated, I want my knees and legs and am near demise. Not coming again.


The logistics of the warehouse are designed to maximise output on the expense of humanity. The issue is people will not be machines. The closest toilet is about ten blocks away. I’m not making that up. I’ll emphasize that nobody ever gave me a tough time about taking a leak. Nonetheless, PECCA energy watches. Go to the toilet and your PECCA energy goes down. Additionally, the folks behind you possibly can solely pack as rapidly as you placed on the cabinets. When you go to the toilet their energy meters go down and they’ll inform you how a lot you suck.

The system is designed so co-workers monitor one another primarily based on their output. If the packers have been shifting too sluggish, my PECCA energy went down, it will induce me (I didn’t do it as a result of I didn’t care) to push them more durable, and vice versa. If my output went down their skill to pack went down they usually informed me how a lot I sucked.

Remember that the above logistics don’t have anything to do with the administration, who have been all the time good to me. It was the all watching laptop eye that prompted us to hate one another. Jeff Bezos had created a know-how designed for employees to actually hate one another and despise one another for PECCA factors.


One of many greatest issues with Amazon is the truth that everybody has their very own workstation and you don’t have any concept who the individual subsequent to you is until you ask. I needed to exit of my option to meet my solely buddy, who solely talked to me between lyrics of “All of the Single Women.” The folks behind me who packaged my items have been nameless. The folks on the conveyor belt throughout from me have been nameless. My entire existence was to press the inexperienced button, transfer the package deal to the shelf with the inexperienced button and transfer all of the objects when the button turned blue. There’s something very irregular about the way in which this runs.

Each job I’ve ever had concerned human interplay. Not Amazon. Everybody ate lunch by themselves (a few of this needed to do with social Covid distancing, to be truthful). Nobody knew names. We have been all badges that we scanned and work stations with lights that dummy proofed our jobs.


That is the a part of the job that made it untenable. All people has a workstation. The issue is that there are not any chairs on the workstation. Not a single seat. Nowhere to take a seat. The job actually requires that you just stand all day for hours on finish. No 5 minute respite, nothing. Think about a complete warehouse with out chairs. Its unreal to not see a single chair in a warehouse the scale of a mile.

You do get a break within the morning, a lunch break (unpaid), and a day break. Nonetheless, I informed you concerning the toilet logistics above. Properly the identical applies to the breakroom and lunchroom. Each are about ten blocks away. They’re positioned by the toilet.

Think about standing for 5 hours straight after which informed its break time, and also you now have to stroll ten blocks so you possibly can sit for twenty minutes, as a result of it takes you 5 minutes to stroll there and 5 minutes to stroll again.

On the finish of my first day, my legs have been on fireplace, and my Achilles tendons felt like they might tear aside. A part of me wished for it so I may gather employees compensation and keep residence from Hell and nonetheless receives a commission on the Satan’s expense.

Strolling to breaks and lunch, I seen that nobody walks effectively. Everybody walks so sluggish it is sort of a zombie film. I caught one child dragging his toes, actually dragging his toes. I want I used to be a producer for the Strolling Lifeless, you can recruit a whole season by taking these employees and filming them.

Federal tips point out that standing jobs ought to have seating close by for periodic rests, anti-fatigue mats, and stepping places so legs can stretch and get circulation. I can inform you that your toes begin to go numb after standing for hours on finish. Sadly, the Federal Pointers will not be Laws, so they don’t have to be adopted. I will likely be forwarding this letter to my Federal representatives.

Maybe Ocasio-Cortez can do one thing about this.

Amazon doesn’t give any mats to make standing higher, there is no such thing as a seating besides ten blocks away, and there may be nothing to step on. Through the coaching video I used to be educated and inspired to stretch, it helped marginally. Even when there was sitting close to your station periodically, PECCA energy and your cohorts would rip you an asshole as a result of your output would lower in case you wanted ten minutes to get blood again in your legs.


The administration is a big drawback. Whereas I had no common qualms about how they handled me, it’s apparent that in case you final multiple 12 months doing this job, you could change into a supervisor. Managers are like kings that don’t do something. My two managers walked round with headphones, laptops, presumably maintaining observe of our output. Whereas I used to be by no means spoken to about my output, my buddy was spoken to a couple instances, which all the time exasperated him. I suggested him to chill out and simply do his greatest. It was the very best I may do on condition that he was my solely buddy.

Think about busting your ass for 11 hours and your supervisor is sitting just like the crown prince on a laptop computer, monitoring you. That is the very definition of hell.

Whereas the analogy could be politically incorrect, the one factor I may take into consideration was slavery and the plantation boss. Typically the plantation boss was a slave who survived lengthy sufficient to know the process. I solely imagined that at one time the managers have been standing for hours on finish, busted their asses, paid their dues and now felt that doing nothing for twelve hours apart from monitoring us from a pc was their prize for making it. I’m wondering how a lot a supervisor earns a 12 months?


My schedule was 5 days in a row. I solely made it for 2. The mere considered having to do it for one more three days prompted me to virtually have a panic assault.

My schedule was from 7:30 am to six pm with three half hour breaks in between. Remember that throughout eleven hours I sat for possibly a complete of 30 minutes, as I needed to stroll to the break station and again.

On the finish of every day, I believed my legs have been going to offer out. This isn’t an exaggeration. I believed my legs have been going to collapse and dislocate from the socket. You don’t notice the worth of sitting till it’s taken away from you. To hell to these individuals who you meet and supply them a seat after which they are saying “no thanks, I’ve been sitting all day.”


I didn’t suppose the job itself was that troublesome, and actually it was usually entertaining. I noticed my justifiable share of what people order, every thing from KY Jelly and Dildos to kids’s books and a few folks really nonetheless order DVDs (who’re you folks). Typically I might surprise the place a package deal with a Dildo and a kids’s e-book that was bought collectively was going, did I wish to know what sort of individual ordered a Dildo and a toddler’s e-book in the identical order. Ought to I name my pals within the prosecutors’ workplace and advise them of this order? Both means, it was a option to move the time.

As a lot as I despised PECCA energy, I usually questioned who the individual with the Spanish surname was, who may pack items quicker than the conveyor belt, and in the event that they obtained any kind of prize or recognition for his or her efforts. I’m guessing if you would like a pat on the again like a canine, you’ll do something. This can be a easy purpose mother and father ought to complement their kids’s accomplishments. You don’t wish to find yourself consideration starved and make your targets primary on the PECCA energy meter. Chris Rock was proper, a father’s objective is to verify his daughter doesn’t find yourself dancing on a pole. Chris Rock ought to add that little children must also keep away from the PECCA meter.

It’s inhumane to make an individual stand for the prolonged intervals of time with out giving them a lot as a couple of minutes every hour to take a seat and bullshit with a colleague. Possibly the folks behind me wouldn’t yell at me in the event that they knew me. Possibly we may chat a bit, and know one another. Possibly my legs wouldn’t have fallen aside if I may sit for just a few second and sing Beyonce tunes with my co-worker. I really know just a few tunes, however I attempt to not admit it.


As I acknowledged earlier, I don’t suppose the job was that arduous or that unattainable. The truth is, it was partly enjoyable and did take my thoughts off the Covid disaster, the each day Fb demise parade, and making an attempt to residence college my son in Spanish, which is unattainable (my spouse has fired me because the Spanish trainer and demoted me to the house’s custodian).

Amazon can right the issues by making some easy fixes:

a. Keep in mind we’re folks not machines;

b. There must be a chair at every workstation and try to be allowed to take a seat periodically everytime you really feel drained.

c. Each worker wants anti-fatigue matting. Maybe it needs to be put in in all places within the constructing as you might want to stand in all places.

d. Shifts have to be reduce in half. I can say my PECCA energy was nice within the morning, by the afternoon it was absolute crap. If Amazon is so preoccupied with output, it will profit them to make the shift shorter or permit extra periodic breaks to permit recuperation.

e. Enable folks to know one another. I actually would really feel extra a connection to the situation if I knew the folks behind me who have been packing the merchandise I used to be shelving for them. We have been actually six price aside and didn’t know one another. Possibly I might not have give up if I felt I used to be letting my coworkers down. I used to be going to stroll out the primary day, however stayed on as a result of I didn’t wish to depart the complete line to my solely buddy.

f. Alter the PECCA energy or output meter so that you’re not penalized socially for going to the toilet, or shifting too slowly, or sitting in a chair for ten minutes.

e. I’m positive there’s a lot greater than what I’ve laid out right here as issues, however I used to be solely there for 2 days and may solely describe the human distress I noticed and skilled.


I’ll put up with the boredom and monotony of staying residence. I’m extra grateful than ever for the flexibility to remain residence.

Nonetheless, I pray for those who do not need the luxurious like me.

As a society we have to shield our employees extra. Staff have households, really feel ache, and are human beings. I’ve no drawback with unskilled labor being harder than expert labor, however unskilled labor can’t be akin to human torture. People weren’t designed to face with out correct lodging for a number of hours on finish.

I urge everybody to face, actually stand in a single place for five hours straight. You can’t sit, you can’t lean on something, the ground should be cement. Simply stand there. After you might be carried out standing there, stroll ten blocks so you possibly can sit on a chair and use the toilet. Whenever you do this, you’ll perceive the plight of working for Amazon. Whenever you perceive that plight you’ll perceive what it means to essentially work, and can respect that package deal at your step a lot extra.

I understand how the sausage is made, and sadly the flavoring must be mounted as a result of it’s drastically flawed. I’ve informed my spouse to not order as usually from Amazon, and I’ve vowed to order as little as attainable. Amazon has change into a essential evil in our society, however we will restrict how a lot we give to the monster.

Thanks Jeff Bezos for curing my OCD, however you might want to remedy Amazon. Keep in mind while you order that package deal that was properly delivered to the doorstep, there may be somebody who put it collectively that was abused bodily to get it to you.

Very actually yours,

Mario M. Blanch

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